She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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