i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
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i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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