Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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