I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.