That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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