The maid of honor just puked.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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