I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
