and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
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I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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