My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
