I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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