i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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