remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I didn't notice because vodka
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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