i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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