haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Randomize