Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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