how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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