Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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