i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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