Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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