It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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