508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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