I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
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