Someone shit on the floor
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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