So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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