so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Pants are for mortals
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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