I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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