wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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