I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
50% drunk capacity currently
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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