I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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