worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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