chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
