did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's just like the Real World with babies
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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