im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward