I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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