Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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