at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
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It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Also, beer. Big fan.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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