she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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