shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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