he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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