She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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