I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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