Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
FUCK WHALES
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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