Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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