I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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