Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
40s are totally the cure
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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