Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize