how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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