lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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