I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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