So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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