I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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