You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
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This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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