It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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