i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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